Yo, listen up, I got some legal tips,
non-resident for tax purposes – don’t let it slip.
When you in a committee make it tight,
Subject-verb agreement, keep it right.
And when you’re dealing with a contract,
contractually meaning – no room for abstract.
Got an adoption contract, gotta follow through,
Legal stuff, you gotta know what to do.
If you’re an international student at LSE,
law entry requirements, you better be.
Kennesaw State University got some hoops to jump through,
Requirements stacked up, better get your crew.
What’s the legal definition of victim? You better know,
So you don’t get caught up in a legal show.
Need some legal advice on renting? I got your back,
Rental agreements ain’t no joke, that’s a fact.
And if you’re dealing with ITBIS – better know the base,
Legal stuff, man, it’s a crazy rat race.
Oh, and if you got an amended and restated LLC agreement,
Better make sure it’s tight, or face the legal encasement.
Legally Funny Rap
